You Did Not Wake Up This Morning to Be a Weak Ass Bitch | 7" Engraved Wood Sign |Witty Motivational Wood Sign

Because sometimes you need a pep talk with a little attitude.

This handcrafted 7" x 7" double-layer wooden sign is laser engraved with a motivational message that's equal parts hilarious and empowering. Featuring a beautifully engraved natural wood center layered over a vibrant floral wood background, this sign is the perfect mix of sweet and savage.

Whether you're decorating your office, craft room, home gym, or giving it as a gift to your favorite strong-willed friend, this little sign is guaranteed to get a laugh—and maybe even inspire someone to conquer the day.

Details:

• ✨ Size: 7" x 7"
• 🌿 Double-layer wood construction
• 🔥 Precision laser engraved lettering (won't peel or fade)
• 🌸 Floral printed wood backing
• 🖐️ Handmade in our Southern California studio
• 🪵 Freestanding shelf sitter (no hanging hardware)

Quote:
"You Did Not Wake Up This Morning To Be A Weak Ass Bitch"

Perfect for:

• Best friend gifts
• Coworker gifts
• Office décor
• Home office desks
• Boss babe décor
• Graduation gifts
• Birthday gifts
• Self-care gifts with attitude

Please note: Due to the natural grain of wood, each sign is unique and may vary slightly in color and texture. No two signs with be exactly alike.