You Did Not Wake Up This Morning to Be a Weak Ass Bitch | 5.5" Engraved Wooden Desk Decor | Snarky Gift | Funny Motivational Wood Sign
You Did Not Wake Up This Morning to Be a Weak Ass Bitch | 5.5" Engraved Wooden Desk Decor | Snarky Gift | Funny Motivational Wood Sign
Because sometimes you need a pep talk with a little attitude.
This handcrafted 5.5" x 5.5" double-layer wooden sign is laser engraved with a motivational message that's equal parts hilarious and empowering. Featuring a beautifully engraved natural wood center layered over a vibrant floral wood background, this sign is the perfect mix of sweet and savage.
Whether you're decorating your office, craft room, home gym, or giving it as a gift to your favorite strong-willed friend, this little sign is guaranteed to get a laugh—and maybe even inspire someone to conquer the day.
Details:
- ✨ Size: 5.5" x 5.5"
- 🌿 Double-layer wood construction
- 🔥 Precision laser engraved lettering (won't peel or fade)
- 🌸 Floral printed wood backing
- 🖐️ Handmade in our Southern California studio
- 🪵 Freestanding shelf sitter (no hanging hardware)
Quote:
"You Did Not Wake Up This Morning To Be A Weak Ass Bitch"
Perfect for:
- Best friend gifts
- Coworker gifts
- Office décor
- Home office desks
- Boss babe décor
- Graduation gifts
- Birthday gifts
- Self-care gifts with attitude
Please note: Due to the natural grain of wood, each sign is unique and may vary slightly in color and texture.